TWO Paddy´s Days (you´ll never beat the Irish!)
This is a touch of absolute genious of the highest order. They MOVED Paddy´s Day from 17th to15th March!!!!
I want to commend Brian Cowan(Minister for Finance) for having the ability to think outside the box. His toughts: the building industry is f*cked, we are down on stamp duty and capital gains tax. so if the bastards (the public) won’t buy houses, they will buy drink!!! Let’s have TWO paddy’s days! Cute Irish f*cker, but did he ever think of the national and international concequences?!
First of all the snakes will come back to Ireland with the small little green men (who, by the way, for you other nationalities are nearly extinct and are now a protected species) will multiply again and they will head for Leinster House to chew the a*se off Brian Cowen first, after eating all the cob webs out of his wallet!
Can you imagine the turmoil in Japan and the States, let alone with our new Polish residents! Nobody will know what day of the week Paddy´s Day is anywhere and the Chinese walking around in a daze scratching their heads of green hair.
Shergard will probably reappear out of a tin of dog food, ridden by Princess Di and not Lord Lucan.
People back home, will be saying “sure, I met you in Charlies on Paddy´s Day”. Paddy’s Day…. which one???
The whole world is fucked up and confused to get a few quid in to the government´s hands. Now jesus won’t know when to die and when to reappear, not to mind when to celebrate his birthday, which in turn will fuck up Santa Claus and the kids of the world.
Our friends in the North won’t know the start or the finish of the marching season and the starting date of the Olympics will be 2 days late, or is it early in 2012???
Flights will be missed all over the world by millions for evermore as the clocks fly backwards and we all get jet lag without moving anywhere.
I´m dizzy, I´m spinning, the world is all confused. Help help help, I need to hold on to something…
AH!!! A pint of Guinness in the only consistent place in the World – Charlies in Lanzarote!! Thank God.
Jesus, easy on the sauce next year, Brian!
Hahah, you make me laugh, you looney!
But you will find that it was actually the *church* that sanctioned the move of Paddy´s Day this year because it clashes with their Holy Week – READ MORE HERE…
Comment by Barbarella — March 13, 2008 @ 10:04
ah the truth is too boring,and it was probably brian cowenn that gave the church a back hander anyway.an other brown envelope,an other tribunal,for the lads.did st patrick ever think his good name would be used in this way,just to keep the legal eagles busy in dublin,and have the irish drinkers paying for it with two paddy’s days.a stroke of genious,i tell you,unreal,only the irish would understand it!!
Comment by MURPHY — March 13, 2008 @ 11:59
Murphy, you need to be more POSITIVE!!! Think of the extra drinking and partying time we get!
Comment by Barbarella — March 13, 2008 @ 12:05
you just watch,and time will proove me right.when the dust has settled,brian ,the bishops of ireland,and the legal eagles will all be down here for a quite celebration on the piss in charlies,breaking their arses laughung at their scam.
Comment by MURPHY — March 13, 2008 @ 12:13
LOL! You crack me up, mate.
Comment by Barbarella — March 13, 2008 @ 12:17
Both days were great, but sure every day like groundhog day over there u lucky shites….
Barbarella pet, Kermit has soddin sqint in his eye now after all the abuse you gave him on Paddys day, the real one!!
Comment by Angie — March 22, 2008 @ 14:58
Angie, fantastic to meet you in person!!! I wasn´t sure what you meant when you said “Kermit”, but then…. ah! You mean the T-shirt! I thought those were targets for booby-grabbing-practice on there! LOL *hides*
Comment by Barbarella — March 22, 2008 @ 21:03